#Kim Jong DEAD? I didn’t know he was Kim Jong ILL.
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19thday ofDecemberin the year2011
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17thday ofDecemberin the year2011
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Our departure from #Iraq would have gotten more media attention if that bear had waved goodbye to us while we left.
15thday ofDecemberin the year2011
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Makin’ a movie! At last the filmgoing audience will learn what I’ve known for 14 yrs… don’t f@*& with this lady.
18thday ofNovemberin the year2011
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It would be so awesome to have sex with a vampire. Or anyone. #twilight
16thday ofNovemberin the year2011
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My boss just asked me to “Print out a Google on Bert Kaempfert.” #replacetoner
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