In NY a 100 yr old child molester was just released from prison. Parents: only allow your kids out to play when Matlock is on.
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A farmer in Texas says his hen laid an egg with a cross on it. He then set it on fire and placed it in his black neighbor’s yard. Habit.
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Billy Joel’s daughter attempted suicide. Sad. Billy is supposedly so shaken up he nearly had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack.
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Sarah Jessica Parker told Glamour that her biggest challenge is “being everything to everyone.” 2nd biggest-staying calm in a barn fire.
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No joke-SHOW PLUGS! Sat. the 5th at Midnight, The Hipster Show w/DC Pierson and Baron Vaughn, & Mon. the 7th at 8PM, Maude Night, both @UCB!
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